Downing Street Theme
(with major apologies to Joe Raposa who wrote and performed the original Sesame Street Theme, which he copyrighted in MCMLXX)

Just another day
Sweepin' those rules away
On my way to where the big guys meet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Downing Street?

Come and lie
Thousands are gonna die
Friendly toadies there
I can’t wait to cheat

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Downing Street?

It's a thrilling ego ride
Every door just opens wide
For scary people like me
War presidents like
War is beautiful

Just another day
Sweepin’ the truth away
Lyin’ my way to where the big guys meet

But I’m bigger than they are
I don’t need no Downing Street…

Just take a memo to Downing Street

Take a memo to…